Feather Aficionado Pillows

"My people have worked out many, many things to do with feathers."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Bird Torture.

Family with pets.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Ornithologist

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

USING QUILLS

Bird Watching with Binoculars

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

Parrot

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

A new opera-glass for the year 1777

Canada Goose

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

A relevant sign for the shopkeeper's predicament.