Feather Aficionado Gifts

"My people have worked out many, many things to do with feathers."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Family with pets.

Bird Torture.

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Ornithologist

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

USING QUILLS

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

Bird Watching with Binoculars

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

Canada Goose

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

Parrot

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

A new opera-glass for the year 1777

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.