Feather Fanatic Gifts

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'I'm one cool narcissist!'

Bird Guide.

'What did I do to deserve this?...Oh great, now my guts are everywhere.'

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

Birdie stretches his legs.

Peacock Modern Art Portrait.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

Enormous Pillow Fight.

Birdwatcher missing bird under his nose

USING QUILLS

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

"I'll have to admit he's rather attractively packaged."

Thirty Three

Sixty Two Peacock

Peacock hat

Note to self: feathers.

Turkey Feather

"Gesundheit!"

"I hear the food's good. But try to get a table."

Bird watching.

Pigeons & Peacock

"Do you write your own material?"

"What did you put in that bird feeder?"

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

A Head-Dress in 1777

A new opera-glass for the year 1777

"Of course they're pink - I'm an albino, aren't I?"

An angry group of Ducks have finally found the person who has their former feathers being used to stuff Pillow casings

'He's having a bad feather day.'

Canada patent office

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"What I really hate is when he tickles me with it."