Flea Fanatic Gifts

Real Estate For Fleas

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Cat Towels

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Cat in a flap

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Woman escapes with cats.

The only time cats are known to laugh.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Cat Reunion

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'Remember me?'

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'