Frog Fancier Gifts

Frogs french-kissing a princess.

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

Wet frog

'I'm truly sorry Ma'am for mixing up the order. So, you're the one who ordered no fly in your soup, correct?'

'The secret of my success? Well, I assume swimming freestyle gives me an advantage...'

'If you're alone in here, who just said 'Ribbit'?'

'You got a search warrant?'

'Uh-Oh... I better watch my legs! There comes a cook - o - dile!'

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Frog in the puddles.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Frog flirting.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Beware of the frog"

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"And would you like flies with that?"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Fearless Frog Part 12

Pond Dipping...

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Way too much tongue!"