Frog Prince Admirer Gifts

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

"Do you feel you were loved as a tadpole?"

'Don't try to change me.' (Grumpy princess glaring at a frog.)

"I'm not sure... maybe this is how pandemics get started."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'I admire your floatibility.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Jurassic Pork.'

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

The Frog Prince

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"And would you like flies with that?"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"Love your ambiance!"