Frog Prince Enthusiast Gifts

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"And would you like flies with that?"

The Frog Prince

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Fearless Frog Part 12

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Pond Dipping...

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

"Way too much tongue!"

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Sorry, I can't. . . I'm really swamped."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"