Frogspawn Fan Gifts

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Frog flirting.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

"Bailiff."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

He wanted a different one.

Zombie pet tricks.

Fearless Frog Part 12

Pond Dipping...

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Halloween Selfie

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

At a secluded, candle-lit dinner, love rears its ugly head.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Way too much tongue!"

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'Igor, quit bugging me!'