Digital Nomad Frog Fan Gifts

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"Bailiff."

"And would you like flies with that?"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

Pond Dipping...

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Way too much tongue!"

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"