Fish Piercer Gifts

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Come out with your fins up!'

Couple of Pikeys.

Punk Reindeer

Kissing the Fish

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

Clam Spearing

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Fishing off Brighton - 'Oh yes! it's very easy to say 'catch hold of him!''

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'How are they biting?'

I hate these flying fish

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

Fish with Shield

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

'Sorry, I'm not disturbing you, am I?' (Man has tattoos, piercings, Satan on forehead)

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

Tree piercings.

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

"He says he's a great salmon guide."

'If you don't mind, I'll spot my own fish!'

'Like them? They mean, we're engaged to be engaged!'

'Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those that care'

Fish to man aiming at him: 'Ok, Melvin ... I'm coming out ... re-e-eal slow-like. Just don't do anything stupid.'

"That's really great , but what do you do if you want to remove the nail?"

'The fishfinder shows a bass chasing minnows.'

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.