Stardust Fan Gifts

"Ashes to ashes, stardust to stardust..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Elfie Stick

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Taking a peek at the audience

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'Hey,come on SIMON, DON'T go all shy now. It's not everyday you get the chance to meet your favourite Footballer in the flesh...'

"I noticed a few browns."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

A Creature WAS Stirring

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Merry Christmas

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'