Ziggy Stardust Fan Gifts

David Bowie

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

Jarvis Cocker

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

Bernice Mountain Dog

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

"I believe in consistent branding."

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Mash-Test Dummies.

Emergency Underpants

No offense intended your honor…It just seemed like this case screamed for a frivolous law suit…

Melanie Griffith

Builders fashion range

What's really in junk food...

Al, what's your real reason for wearing a beret? It keeps the voice in my head warm.

Champagne Tasting.

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

Dang clip ons!

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

Honey please!

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

Street musician enterprises.

Guitar emergency.

Guitarist.