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'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

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"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Bernice Mountain Dog

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

"I believe in consistent branding."

Emergency Underpants

Mash-Test Dummies.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Champagne Tasting.

What's really in junk food...

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

"If you buy all three, we throw in the fourth boot for free."

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

Honey please!

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

Guitarist.

Street musician enterprises.

Guitar emergency.