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Flower drinking cola.

Champagne Tasting.

Flight attendant opens a carbonated drink with disastrous results.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Little help?"

The Alpha Seltzer

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

The last song before the party exploded.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

'Food fight!'

Champagne Charlie.

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

Face Painting.

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Football fan

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

Wishing Well

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

'Your you is unzipped.'

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

'This job does offer medical benefits, doesn't it?'