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Drink going for 'Fizzyotherapy'.

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

The Alpha Seltzer

The last song before the party exploded.

Champagne Charlie.

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

Champagne Tasting.

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

Wishing Well

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersized in a bucket?"

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'I'm quit buying Trevor the kiddie meal - he'd play with the food and eat the toy.'

'No, Neville. I don't think anyone will ever open a burger bar around here. Now, finish your carrion!'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'He's on his sixth cup of coffee.'

Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

"But my piano teacher says every good boy deserves fudge."

"I told you if you fed the sea gulls they'd never leave us alone."

Nappy Hour 2-3.