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Drink going for 'Fizzyotherapy'.

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

The Alpha Seltzer

The last song before the party exploded.

Champagne Charlie.

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersized in a bucket?"

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

Champagne Tasting.

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."

Wishing Well

'Don't forget your thermos.'

'I'm quit buying Trevor the kiddie meal - he'd play with the food and eat the toy.'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'He's on his sixth cup of coffee.'

'I would've hired you if you had fudged a little more on your application.'

'No, Neville. I don't think anyone will ever open a burger bar around here. Now, finish your carrion!'

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Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

"But my piano teacher says every good boy deserves fudge."

"I told you if you fed the sea gulls they'd never leave us alone."