Fizzy Drink Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

The Alpha Seltzer

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

The last song before the party exploded.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The King of what?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

'Malty tasking.'

Whiskey wars

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Rabbit Punch

Champagne Charlie.

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'