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"I've never been much of a beach guy."

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Apple Pie Abduction

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Tree Passion

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Large, wrinkly

Peach flirting with a banana.

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Plum jam...

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'What are you eating now?'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Prepare to meet your maker."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Apricots

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week