Fruity Drink Aficionado Gifts

"I've never been much of a beach guy."

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Apple Pie Abduction

You're the botanicals in my gin

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Peach flirting with a banana.

Tree Passion

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Large, wrinkly

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'What are you eating now?'

Plum jam...

"Prepare to meet your maker."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Apricots

Vegetarian Birthdays.