Fruity Foodie Gifts

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

Grocery Shopping.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"...there, I found it. Stellar! I love this nutrition app!"

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Apple Pie Abduction

Tarzan of the Grapes.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Banana Split Personality

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Peach flirting with a banana.

Large, wrinkly

Tree Passion

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Plum jam...

'What are you eating now?'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Prepare to meet your maker."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Conference Pears

Apricots

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Vegetarian Birthdays.