Fruit Fancier Gifts

Still life?

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

What the Doctor Ordered

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Gooseberry Fool...

Banana Split Personality

Apple Pie Abduction

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Ball as water-melon.

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Tree Passion

Large, wrinkly

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Peach flirting with a banana.

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Prepare to meet your maker."

Plum jam...

'What are you eating now?'