Fizzy Drink Enthusiast Gifts

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

The Alpha Seltzer

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

The last song before the party exploded.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'The King of what?'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Malty tasking.'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Rabbit Punch

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

Champagne Charlie.

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'