Fizzy Drinks Gifts

Ambulance man drinking firstade with his lunch.

Belly-Swelling Tooth-Rotting Pop - Now With Up To 10 Spoonfuls Of Sugar.

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

"Keep 'em coming! Can handle it!!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

On holiday.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Selling lemon latt�

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Steak Ted?'

Cat Nip.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'No ice.'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Low-Energy Drinks

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Yoga vs. Prosecco

The Alpha Seltzer

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Beers

Tea of Love

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'Man...You age great!'

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."