Fizzy Drinks Gifts

Ambulance man drinking firstade with his lunch.

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

On holiday.

Selling lemon latt�

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Steak Ted?'

Low-Energy Drinks

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Tea of Love

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

The Alpha Seltzer

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Beers

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

Margarita

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'

'Man...You age great!'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

The last song before the party exploded.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Champagne Bubble

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"