Fizzy Drink Fanatic Gifts

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

Belly-Swelling Tooth-Rotting Pop - Now With Up To 10 Spoonfuls Of Sugar.

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

The Alpha Seltzer

The last song before the party exploded.

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Champagne Charlie.

My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'Just wait until I'm introduced to carbonated beverages!'

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

Wishing Well

Champagne Tasting.

'Alright, I don't want you raising a stink in here like last time!'

"Here, son, don't forget your glass of fizzy."

'Looks like another typical caffeine overdose.'

'I would've hired you if you had fudged a little more on your application.'

Welcome back to CNM. We've got major news to tell you about: The sky is falling. To tell you about it, we're going live to Denver and our very own Mary Popmedia. Mary, tell the viewers what's happening. I'm standing downtown. As you can see, the horizon is quite overcast, the air brisk, the masses beginning to huddle. And here it comes. The year's first snowflake! Temperatures falling, frozen rain, sleet, ice road, more snow, possible blinding flurries, slippery deadly madness and possible death

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

"Shall make another pot?"

Signs that colas are making you fat. . .

"But my piano teacher says every good boy deserves fudge."

'Watch this - I told him the correct pronunciation of Pinot Noir is peanut noyer.'

Weight Loss Clinic: Break glass in case of emergency.

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

Water Ski Accident

Flower drinking cola.

Iggy Pop

Holy Coke

Angler dreams of the fish he thinks he's caught, unaware of his actual catch...an octopus.