"I have to admit, I enjoyed that fruity concoction you convinced me to try."
Fruit Drinks Gifts
Looking for a lively gift for someone who loves fruit drinks? Explore our collection of witty and colorful merchandise that celebrates refreshment and flavor. Perfect for those who enjoy a zesty twist on life and beverages.
"Just be yourself."
Apples for sale
Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole
What the Doctor Ordered
"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."
'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'
"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."
Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.
'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'
Pina Coladas
The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.
The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."
Apple Pie Abduction
Banana Split Personality
Gooseberry Fool...
Tarzan of the Grapes.
"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."
'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'
Ball as water-melon.
Tree Passion
"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."
Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple
PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES
Large, wrinkly
'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'
Peach flirting with a banana.
'What are you eating now?'
'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'
'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'
"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"
"Believe me it's only an apple."
"Prepare to meet your maker."
Plum jam...
The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.
Fruit Drinks Gifts Collection
Fruit Drinks Mugs
Looking for more fruity fun? Browse our collection of mugs with colorful and witty designs inspired by your favorite drinks.
Fruit Drinks Pillows
Bring color and humor to your space with pillows decorated with fun fruit drink motifs—ideal for brightening any room.
Fruit Drinks Prints
Add a splash of color to your walls with our fruit-themed prints—they make lively additions to kitchens or dining areas for fruit enthusiasts.
Fruit Drinks T-Shirts
Express your love for fruit drinks with our playful and vibrant t-shirts—perfect for casual wear and making a flavor-filled statement.