Fruit Juice Fanatic Gifts

'Has Mom caught on to your frozen concentrated pinot noir yet?'

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Banana Split Personality

Apple Pie Abduction

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Large, wrinkly

Tree Passion

Peach flirting with a banana.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'What are you eating now?'

"Prepare to meet your maker."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

Plum jam...

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Apricots

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'