Juice Aficionados Gifts

'I could have had a V-8!'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Vodka

Roller Coasters

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Lemonade Survey

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

Man swipes friend's drink, saying: 'Thanks Dave, I'll have what you're having.'

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."