Juicing Enthusiast Gifts

'I feel so much healthier since we got this juicer.'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Jelly I.V.

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I could have had a V-8!'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Lemonade Survey

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

'I'm hoping to marry someone like my mom. Someone who will greet me at the door with a cold juice box.'

"If we want a realistic strawberry flavour we'll need to add more salicyaldehide and hydrobenzoic acid."

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

Lemonade: Celebrating 5 days at this location.

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'Niche market'

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

"Why did you sell your orange juice business?"

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'