Juicing Enthusiast Gifts

'I feel so much healthier since we got this juicer.'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

Jelly I.V.

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'I could have had a V-8!'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Lemonade Survey

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

"If we want a realistic strawberry flavour we'll need to add more salicyaldehide and hydrobenzoic acid."

'I'm hoping to marry someone like my mom. Someone who will greet me at the door with a cold juice box.'

A tiny donkey with coffee, juice and pastries is at the door! Ah, the breakfast "burrito"!

Yes, mom, I'm sure his mom brought the post-fight juice boxes.

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

Lemonade: Celebrating 5 days at this location.

'Niche market'

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

"Why did you sell your orange juice business?"

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'