Juice Box Aficionado Gifts

treat for child in car gets more smiles per gallon

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

'I could have had a V-8!'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Lemonade Survey

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

'Juiceboxes!'

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

'I'm hoping to marry someone like my mom. Someone who will greet me at the door with a cold juice box.'

A tiny donkey with coffee, juice and pastries is at the door! Ah, the breakfast "burrito"!

My doctor recommended exercise to slim down and orange juice for the vitamins. A weight and C approach!

Yes, mom, I'm sure his mom brought the post-fight juice boxes.

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

"If we want a realistic strawberry flavour we'll need to add more salicyaldehide and hydrobenzoic acid."

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

"How do you stay so calm?"

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

When cats get fired

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'