Juice Box Aficionado Gifts

treat for child in car gets more smiles per gallon

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

'I could have had a V-8!'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

'I could have had a V-8!'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Lemonade Survey

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

'Juiceboxes!'

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

'I'm hoping to marry someone like my mom. Someone who will greet me at the door with a cold juice box.'

"If we want a realistic strawberry flavour we'll need to add more salicyaldehide and hydrobenzoic acid."

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

"How do you stay so calm?"

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

When cats get fired

"Why did you sell your orange juice business?"