Juice Bar Enthusiast Gifts

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

Wanna talk about it?

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Ostrich Bar

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"Do they look tired to you?"

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'I could have had a V-8!'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

'I could have had a V-8!'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

Lemonade Survey

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."