Juice Bar Enthusiast Gifts

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

Wanna talk about it?

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

Ostrich Bar

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'I could have had a V-8!'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

Lemonade Survey

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb