Juice Box Enthusiast Gifts

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

'I'm hoping to marry someone like my mom. Someone who will greet me at the door with a cold juice box.'

"He's having lunch at his desk, like he does every time he packs a juice box."

"I want to do a juice cleanse. How many juice boxes will it take to fill up the bathtub?"

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

How Amazon was invented

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

'I like thinking inside the box.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'I could have had a V-8!'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'I could have had a V-8!'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Lemonade Survey

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

'Juiceboxes!'

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

I'm glad to see your mother hasn't lost her sense of humor.

My doctor recommended exercise to slim down and orange juice for the vitamins. A weight and C approach!

Yes, mom, I'm sure his mom brought the post-fight juice boxes.

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

"How do you stay so calm?"