Juice Box Enthusiast Gifts

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

'I'm hoping to marry someone like my mom. Someone who will greet me at the door with a cold juice box.'

"He's having lunch at his desk, like he does every time he packs a juice box."

"I want to do a juice cleanse. How many juice boxes will it take to fill up the bathtub?"

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

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'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'I like thinking inside the box.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

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"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

'Juiceboxes!'

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

I'm glad to see your mother hasn't lost her sense of humor.

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

"How do you stay so calm?"

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

'I'll trade you my topsoil for your apple.'

"Why did you sell your orange juice business?"

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