Juice Box Connoisseurs Gifts

Victorian Children's Party

How Amazon was invented

Tequila Mockingbird

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'I like thinking inside the box.'

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'I could have had a V-8!'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Lemonade Survey

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

'I'm hoping to marry someone like my mom. Someone who will greet me at the door with a cold juice box.'

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

"Well, at least he accomplished something during the lockdown."

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."

"Why did you sell your orange juice business?"

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

"Shopping for days - spending a fortune and they're playing with the boxes the toys came in."

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'