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"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

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"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

'I like thinking inside the box.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

'I could have had a V-8!'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

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"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

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How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

Yes, mom, I'm sure his mom brought the post-fight juice boxes.

"Well, at least he accomplished something during the lockdown."

'I'm hoping to marry someone like my mom. Someone who will greet me at the door with a cold juice box.'

My doctor recommended exercise to slim down and orange juice for the vitamins. A weight and C approach!

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

"Why did you sell your orange juice business?"

'We spent two weeks in Hawaii, but Fred didn't get any further than the airport bar.'