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'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

How Amazon was invented

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

'I like thinking inside the box.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

'I could have had a V-8!'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Lemonade Survey

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

'Juiceboxes!'

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

'I'm hoping to marry someone like my mom. Someone who will greet me at the door with a cold juice box.'

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

"Shopping for days - spending a fortune and they're playing with the boxes the toys came in."

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

"Why did you sell your orange juice business?"

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

'I think your overdoing the pineapple juicing!'

'For breakfast I have a glass of orange juice and a performance enhancing breakfast bar. Why do you ask?'

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