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'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Making healthy eating bearable.

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

Kid in hospital has I.V. in him that is a straw.

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

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Wishing Well

'Juiceboxes!'

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

"Did you hear? The new apples are out today!"

"If we want a realistic strawberry flavour we'll need to add more salicyaldehide and hydrobenzoic acid."

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

Later in life he moved to Florida and retired to what is now known as Frankenstein's Condo.

'Guess what Stella brought over today? Did you even know half the fruit with you in that bowl?'

"Why did you sell your orange juice business?"

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."