Juice Junkies T-Shirts

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Lemonade Survey

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

"If we want a realistic strawberry flavour we'll need to add more salicyaldehide and hydrobenzoic acid."

'This one's for coffee.'

'I'd recommend you cut back on the vitamin C supplements'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'Orange juice from 100% carrots'

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

Big Grin.

"Why did you sell your orange juice business?"

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

"Sometimes, the fight for little sister equality must take interesting turns."

'I think your overdoing the pineapple juicing!'

'For breakfast I have a glass of orange juice and a performance enhancing breakfast bar. Why do you ask?'

Woman's handy drinks dispenser