Juice Junkies Prints

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

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My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

"Oh yes, I'm still on the juice diet...this one just happens to be fermented."

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Lemonade Survey

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

How can I ensure I'm getting 100 orange juice? Buy an orange!

A tiny donkey with coffee, juice and pastries is at the door! Ah, the breakfast "burrito"!

"If we want a realistic strawberry flavour we'll need to add more salicyaldehide and hydrobenzoic acid."

My doctor recommended exercise to slim down and orange juice for the vitamins. A weight and C approach!

Yes, mom, I'm sure his mom brought the post-fight juice boxes.

'This one's for coffee.'

'I'd recommend you cut back on the vitamin C supplements'

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'Orange juice from 100% carrots'

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

"Sometimes, the fight for little sister equality must take interesting turns."

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

"Why did you sell your orange juice business?"

"Take it easy—that's just Lynn back with the orange juice."

Big Grin.

'I think your overdoing the pineapple juicing!'

'For breakfast I have a glass of orange juice and a performance enhancing breakfast bar. Why do you ask?'