Juice Jugglers Prints

'Tell your mom that the grape juice stain is just your way of marking your territory.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Stop and Birch

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Medieval headlines.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"Honey! We're home!"

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Working from Home: In/Still In

The boss and her baby

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

"I never promised I would get you off. I alleged it."

Funky Chef 1

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

"Oh I never lose any sleep over my criminal cases. I figure that even if I lose, I'm not the one going to Jail!"

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

'I like my plea bargain better. I plead guilty and you dismiss the charges.'

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

"When he needs to, Ed can really multitask!"

Parole officer: Hanging in and hanging out.

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

Lawyer, Attorney, Counselor, Barrister, Solicitor

Extreme Coworking Space

'I know your client wants a jury trial, but we can't come up with a jury. People are too busy.'

'Honey! Come quick! I just putted four balls into the jelly jar with my new grip!'