Jacuzzi Jugglers Prints

'I, Horace Windsock-Trumpintub, being of sound mind...'

Children's Parties

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

Medieval headlines.

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Have Horns Venn

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

Emile Zola takes a morning J'acuzzi.

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

'You want to buy a jacuzzi? Don't you think we ought to look at American cars first?'

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

"Frank you're starting to turn red, Frank?"

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

"It's closing time and four people are unaccounted for. Start looking."

'Dang it Sharif, I told you we shouldn't built the jacuzzi on an ancient bee burial ground.'

Parole officer: Hanging in and hanging out.

'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'

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"No one ever shows up for our Jacuzzi moat parties."

'Crank it up, dude! I wanna see smoke comin' out of this thing.'

"This is so much better than book club."

'Tell your mom that the grape juice stain is just your way of marking your territory.'

Chiropractor

'If the jacuzzi's not working, why the bubbles?'

"I think it's important to conserve water, but we don't have to be uncivilized about it."

Steeping in a hot tub

Musicians.

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