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'I, Horace Windsock-Trumpintub, being of sound mind...'

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

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'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

Emile Zola takes a morning J'acuzzi.

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

'You want to buy a jacuzzi? Don't you think we ought to look at American cars first?'

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

Parole officer: Hanging in and hanging out.

'Dang it Sharif, I told you we shouldn't built the jacuzzi on an ancient bee burial ground.'

"Frank you're starting to turn red, Frank?"

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'

'Crank it up, dude! I wanna see smoke comin' out of this thing.'

'Tell your mom that the grape juice stain is just your way of marking your territory.'

"This is so much better than book club."

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"I think it's important to conserve water, but we don't have to be uncivilized about it."

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'If the jacuzzi's not working, why the bubbles?'

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