Jacuzzi Pillows

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Steeping in a hot tub

"Frank you're starting to turn red, Frank?"

'Dang it Sharif, I told you we shouldn't built the jacuzzi on an ancient bee burial ground.'

Don's new job,was assistant bubble man,in the jacuzzi department.

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"What!...You've never seen a jacuzzi before, officer?"

"This is so much better than book club."

Overjumpers

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"I only need shade for my wine."

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Hollywood Breakup

Work Life Balance.

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

Emile Zola takes a morning J'acuzzi.

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

'You want to buy a jacuzzi? Don't you think we ought to look at American cars first?'

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

Mr Lee's one man army style kung-fu school - "Mr Lee can't make it tonight, Apparently he's been mugged"

'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'

'Service Lift.'

'Crank it up, dude! I wanna see smoke comin' out of this thing.'

Maid.

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

You May Torch The Room

"I think it's important to conserve water, but we don't have to be uncivilized about it."

Class Dismissed

'If the jacuzzi's not working, why the bubbles?'

'I, Horace Windsock-Trumpintub, being of sound mind...'

'National Geographic is on their way. Everyone out of the jacuzzi.'