Jacuzzi Relaxer Pillows

Steeping in a hot tub

"Ahhh... close enough."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Sunbathers.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Segregated Beach

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

Emile Zola takes a morning J'acuzzi.

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

'You want to buy a jacuzzi? Don't you think we ought to look at American cars first?'

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

Trucker's tan.

'Arnie fell asleep under his beach chair.'

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

The Modern Tourist

"It's closing time and four people are unaccounted for. Start looking."

'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'

'Dang it Sharif, I told you we shouldn't built the jacuzzi on an ancient bee burial ground.'

"Frank you're starting to turn red, Frank?"

"Hey, can you turn that thing down?!"

"Now bend forward to touch floor between feet- try to keep knees straight."

"I said I've travelled all over the world. I never said I got out of the box."

'Relax dear, the tide isn't due in for ages.'

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

Legalization of marijuana

"This is so much better than book club."