Pajama Relaxer Pillows

"Edwards, fetch my pajamas! I'm going to draw some cartoons."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Pajama Day 743

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Girl in cow onesie.

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"I take it this is your first interview since the start of lockdown?"

So Far So Good

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

The Daily Commute

"I think he just ashed on me."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

"Bev sure takes the last leg literally."

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

Early Night Club

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

"Wine makes him sleepy."

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

"I love wearing a sleeper. It's like I can walk around tucked in."

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'

"Great, no need to go into the office!"