Pajama Relaxer Pillows

"Edwards, fetch my pajamas! I'm going to draw some cartoons."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Pajama Day 743

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Robert was literally a cat burglar.

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

Girl in cow onesie.

Life's a Bench.

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

"I take it this is your first interview since the start of lockdown?"

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

So Far So Good

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"I think he just ashed on me."

The Daily Commute

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

"I love wearing a sleeper. It's like I can walk around tucked in."

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

"Bev sure takes the last leg literally."

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

"Wine makes him sleepy."

'I already wore jeans to work, so when they instituted dress-down Friday....'

Early Night Club

'Can't come in to work today. I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'