Jacuzzi Lover Pillows

'National Geographic is on their way. Everyone out of the jacuzzi.'

"I think it's important to conserve water, but we don't have to be uncivilized about it."

'More bubbles!'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

A Manicure

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Bagpipes in the bath.

Loofah Lady

'Mom's Spa'

So Far So Good

The Daily Commute

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Bacterial Cultural Center

Woman in a bathtub.

"Wine makes him sleepy."

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

'You must be crazy.'

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

Emile Zola takes a morning J'acuzzi.

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"He looks so relaxed."

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

How to recover from a bad day

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

'I want to be yummy mummified.'

Wedding cake figurines show a man relaxing in the bath at a spa.

Telework Pants

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

Carl receives the dreaded call to return to in person work. (man in pajama, wrapped in blanket and scruffy dropping his phone when he is told to return to in person work)

'Aw, cool! Look! They got us a hot tub!'