Jacuzzi Lover Mugs

'National Geographic is on their way. Everyone out of the jacuzzi.'

"I think it's important to conserve water, but we don't have to be uncivilized about it."

'More bubbles!'

Hot Pie Therapy

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

A Manicure

Bagpipes in the bath.

Loofah Lady

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

'Mom's Spa'

So Far So Good

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

The Daily Commute

Bacterial Cultural Center

Woman in a bathtub.

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"Wine makes him sleepy."

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

'You must be crazy.'

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

Emile Zola takes a morning J'acuzzi.

"He looks so relaxed."

"A guy in 'recovery' wants to buy your slippers."

'I want to be yummy mummified.'

Microwave Popcorn. Other side up. Whatever you do, do not go in the sauna.

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

Telework Pants

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

How to recover from a bad day

Wedding cake figurines show a man relaxing in the bath at a spa.

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"