Jacuzzi Enthusiast Mugs

'Good news honey! We're able to afford that jacuzzi!'

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

An Accidental Clam Bake.

'You want to buy a jacuzzi? Don't you think we ought to look at American cars first?'

'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'

"What!...You've never seen a jacuzzi before, officer?"

"I told him I was taking the kids to soccer."

'More bubbles!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

'I could have had a V-8!'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Lemonade Survey

'Oh boy, hot tubs!'

Emile Zola takes a morning J'acuzzi.

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"