Jacuzzi Enthusiast Gifts

'Good news honey! We're able to afford that jacuzzi!'

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

"Best Prime Day of the whole pandemic!"

An Accidental Clam Bake.

'You want to buy a jacuzzi? Don't you think we ought to look at American cars first?'

'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'

"What!...You've never seen a jacuzzi before, officer?"

"I told him I was taking the kids to soccer."

"Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?"

'More bubbles!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

clown fish

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

'I could have had a V-8!'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

'Oh boy, hot tubs!'

Lemonade Survey

Emile Zola takes a morning J'acuzzi.

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"No thanks, I'm on a juicebook cleanse this week."