Jacuzzi Joker Gifts

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

"This is so much better than book club."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Joust Sharpener

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Veloci-Rapper

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Complaints Desk

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

Emile Zola takes a morning J'acuzzi.

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

'You want to buy a jacuzzi? Don't you think we ought to look at American cars first?'

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

Pee Rex.

'Every year was the same. There was always some clown or comedian in Brian's intake of pupils.'

"Frank you're starting to turn red, Frank?"

"It's closing time and four people are unaccounted for. Start looking."

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"