Jacuzzi Joker Gifts

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

"This is so much better than book club."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Joust Sharpener

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Veloci-Rapper

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Complaints Desk

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

Emile Zola takes a morning J'acuzzi.

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

'You want to buy a jacuzzi? Don't you think we ought to look at American cars first?'

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

Pee Rex.

'Every year was the same. There was always some clown or comedian in Brian's intake of pupils.'

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

"Frank you're starting to turn red, Frank?"

'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'

'Dang it Sharif, I told you we shouldn't built the jacuzzi on an ancient bee burial ground.'

"Oh my....Look how much you've grown."