Jacuzzi Dreamer Gifts

'Well, it's cheaper than a jacuzzi.'

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

"What do you want a Jacuzzi for? You can't even ride a motor bike!"

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"So...do you have a job now?"

Private Jet

Chocs away.

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

Best Special Effects Award

"I've figured out why my life is boring."

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

My First Boat

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

'You've never experienced the Amazon...it's a jungle.'

You don't understand....

'I'm filming a documentary on the long and dangerous journey to my spawning grounds...'

"Inside me there's a juggler struggling to get out."

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

'I was going to buy a hot tub.'

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

'You want to buy a jacuzzi? Don't you think we ought to look at American cars first?'

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.