Jacuzzi Dreamer Gifts

'Well, it's cheaper than a jacuzzi.'

I Can't Wait For This Shift To Be Over.

"What do you want a Jacuzzi for? You can't even ride a motor bike!"

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

"So...do you have a job now?"

Chocs away.

Private Jet

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

Best Special Effects Award

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

"I've figured out why my life is boring."

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

My First Boat

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

'You've never experienced the Amazon...it's a jungle.'

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"Inside me there's a juggler struggling to get out."

'I'm filming a documentary on the long and dangerous journey to my spawning grounds...'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

Sloth Studios - "Lights! camera! inaction!"

'I was going to buy a hot tub.'

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

'You want to buy a jacuzzi? Don't you think we ought to look at American cars first?'

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

"And ultimately, I want to direct."

Hollywood director.