Jacuzzi Jester Gifts

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

"No one ever shows up for our Jacuzzi moat parties."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"#notguilty."

"The trees are laughing at us."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Yawning barristers in court

A baby in court

Tennis ball girl.

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

The Scones-Monkey Trial. I, Judge Sadie, am prepared to rule. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Intelligent design versus evolution. Borrrinnng. That is my legal finding. Appeal. Will all bipeds please rise.

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

Clown Wedding with Rake

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

'He started it!'

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'