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'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"The trees are laughing at us."

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

"#notguilty."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Yawning barristers in court

A baby in court

Tennis ball girl.

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

'He started it!'

Sub Post Office/Sub-Justice

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"Once again, I simply don't recall."